A few funny stories

Matty and Rosie are literally the funniest people I have ever met. That might mean I have a juvenile sense of humor, or that they are just hilarious.
My first story actually happened last Saturday. We have been updating our house little by little with hopes to make a few bucks. One of the things Matt and I decided to do was to replace all the interior doors to the 6 panel doors. We had a painter come in and paint them white and they look really great. Well, the painters method was to stand all the doors up so that he could spray the front and back quickly. He nailed a long board to the top of each of the doors to support them. Well, as Matt was getting the doors ready to install, Matty snuck out to the garage and pushed on one of the doors. As you can imagine, it caused a domino effect and all the newly painted doors came crashing down. Matt quickly ran to catch the two doors that Matty was standing between, and as he did that, the board with all the nails in it swung down and one of the nails embedded itself into big Matt's thigh. So I go running out to make sure everyone is ok. I see Matt holding up the doors with a nail in his leg and there is Matty sitting on the floor between them. As I quickly go to grab him he says, "No Mommy, I helpin".
Yah thanks buddy. Good news was only one of the doors broke.
The second story happened today as the kids were playing with play dough. I was totally exhausted and laying on the kitchen floor next to the kids and the play dough mat. So Rosie rolls out some dough with a rolling pin and says, "There its flat", then she puts the rolling pin on my stomach and says, "Now, let me see if I can fix your tummy". Ok, the diet officially starts right now.
Sorry for the long story, I just think my kids are hilarious. Take care and Happy new year.